October 2010
Katy Perry. In a nicely cut shirt. Jumping up and... →
Day 7
Your Zodiac Sign and what you think of it
Sagittarius. I have no idea what it means and Im not looking it up
Day 6
Write 30 Facts About Your Life
1. I get the bomb pussy all day err’day.
2. I am also a pussy.
3. I get nervous around girls.
4. Boyz n Da Hood made me cry.
5. Ive never done drugs.
6. Ive never gotten lower than a B in school.
7. Ive built a computer in under an hour.
8. I have played 360 hours of Team Fortress 2
9. I am a pimp, thus I dont cry.
10. I spend money on girls that...
Im Big Poppa, if you didnt know.
yo mamas so fat she had to download cheats for wii...
l33man:
LOL
OH SNAP
“Need to be at two different places at the same time? You either need to be Jesus...”
“Want to keep her guessing? Tell her to make you a ham sandwich. When she brings...”
boredbrandon:
bossbautista:
blacktroll:
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Day 5
Talk about a time where you thought about ending your life.
I never have. Is it normal for people to think about this? Because it shouldnt.
Veiled.: This is a true story. A girl died in... →
inthelifeofjany:
smileforkevin:
sincerelysuzy:
rowenaism:
chancedesoleil:
rreow:
listentobrandon:
layleanalaughs:
imasnowbunny:
noreenashley:
so im gonna die D:
lolol
omg
WUT THE
OMG, I thought I fucking escaped this shit from…
Is she hot?
“What’s the best way to ask your girlfriend to try anal? Don’t.”
The 49ers suck
I am here to say the 49ers are never going to be good. When they have a pussy shit quarterback who wont do anything but check it down and an o-line that shits themselves, they have no chance at winning. Fuck the 49ers and the Niner “faithful”.
Day 3
Your views on religion.
Okay. I believe in God. I am a Christian. But I wont push my views onto you. I believe you can be gay and a Christian. I believe you can believe in evolution and still be a Christian (like me). If you are a Muslim, Jew, Buddhist, or a follower of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wont hunt you down and convert you. You do your own thing. Also, dinosaurs are...
“Looking to get laid this weekend? If you still call it “getting...”
Day 3
Views on Drugs and Alcohol
Go ahead and do as much as you want. Im not going to stop you. But dont pull me into it, I dont want any of that shit.
Unless you ice me, because I dont want to look like a pussy.
“Women are not like cars, “punching it” does not make it go faster.”
– Gary Busey
“The only thing worse than driving drunk is letting your wife drive for you.”
– Tony G.
“Why can’t women drive? Because you can’t fit a car in the kitchen.”
– Tony G.
day 2
Where you want to be in 10 years
Not dead. And happy. Ehh.
day 1
- your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
Being single is okay. I wouldn’t say that it sucks, but knowing that I am horrible around girls hurts. And I really like (insert girl’s name who I wont give out here), but I am too much of a pussy to do anything. I couldve walked her home yesterday. COULDVE. But I pussied out and yeah. akjfakldllfhafja;
30 day challenge.
day 1 - your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. day 2 - where you’d like to be in 10 years. day 3 - your views on drugs and alcohol. day 4 - your views on religion. day 5 - a time you thought about ending your own life. day 6 - write 30 interesting facts about yourself. day 7 - your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality. day 8 - a moment you felt...
How I Talk to Girls
Me: HI.
Girl: Oh hello.
Me: I THINK YOUR REALLY CUTE AND ID LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT TO SEE THAT NEW OWL MOVIE.
Girl: Ummm. Okay.
Me: -spazzes and passes out-
Okay, I have a Tumblr now. When do I get hot Asian chicks on my dick?
Hype Train.
LETS ALL GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN. WOOT WOOT.
