Katy Perry. In a nicely cut shirt. Jumping up and... →
Your Zodiac Sign and what you think of it Sagittarius. I have no idea what it means and Im not looking it up
Write 30 Facts About Your Life 1. I get the bomb pussy all day err’day. 2. I am also a pussy. 3. I get nervous around girls. 4. Boyz n Da Hood made me cry. 5. Ive never done drugs. 6. Ive never gotten lower than a B in school. 7. Ive built a computer in under an hour. 8. I have played 360 hours of Team Fortress 2 9. I am a pimp, thus I dont cry. 10. I spend money on girls that...
Im Big Poppa, if you didnt know.
yo mamas so fat she had to download cheats for wii...
l33man: LOL OH SNAP
Need to be at two different places at the same time? You either need to be Jesus...
Want to keep her guessing? Tell her to make you a ham sandwich. When she brings...
boredbrandon: bossbautista: blacktroll: ...
Talk about a time where you thought about ending your life. I never have. Is it normal for people to think about this? Because it shouldnt.
Veiled.: This is a true story. A girl died in... →
inthelifeofjany: smileforkevin: sincerelysuzy: rowenaism: chancedesoleil: rreow: listentobrandon: layleanalaughs: imasnowbunny: noreenashley: so im gonna die D: lolol omg WUT THE OMG, I thought I fucking escaped this shit from… Is she hot?
What’s the best way to ask your girlfriend to try anal? Don’t.
The 49ers suck
I am here to say the 49ers are never going to be good. When they have a pussy shit quarterback who wont do anything but check it down and an o-line that shits themselves, they have no chance at winning. Fuck the 49ers and the Niner “faithful”.
Your views on religion. Okay. I believe in God. I am a Christian. But I wont push my views onto you. I believe you can be gay and a Christian. I believe you can believe in evolution and still be a Christian (like me). If you are a Muslim, Jew, Buddhist, or a follower of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wont hunt you down and convert you. You do your own thing. Also, dinosaurs are...
Looking to get laid this weekend? If you still call it “getting...
Views on Drugs and Alcohol Go ahead and do as much as you want. Im not going to stop you. But dont pull me into it, I dont want any of that shit. Unless you ice me, because I dont want to look like a pussy.
Women are not like cars, “punching it” does not make it go faster.– Gary Busey
The only thing worse than driving drunk is letting your wife drive for you.– Tony G.
Why can’t women drive? Because you can’t fit a car in the kitchen.– Tony G.
Where you want to be in 10 years Not dead. And happy. Ehh.
- your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. Being single is okay. I wouldn’t say that it sucks, but knowing that I am horrible around girls hurts. And I really like (insert girl’s name who I wont give out here), but I am too much of a pussy to do anything. I couldve walked her home yesterday. COULDVE. But I pussied out and yeah. akjfakldllfhafja;
30 day challenge.
day 1 - your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is. day 2 - where you’d like to be in 10 years. day 3 - your views on drugs and alcohol. day 4 - your views on religion. day 5 - a time you thought about ending your own life. day 6 - write 30 interesting facts about yourself. day 7 - your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality. day 8 - a moment you felt...
How I Talk to Girls
Girl: Oh hello.
Me: I THINK YOUR REALLY CUTE AND ID LIKE TO TAKE YOU OUT TO SEE THAT NEW OWL MOVIE.
Girl: Ummm. Okay.
Me: -spazzes and passes out-
Okay, I have a Tumblr now. When do I get hot Asian chicks on my dick?
LETS ALL GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN. WOOT WOOT.