When I’m with you I feel like I’m on drugs. But I don’t do any...
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ericchen: lawdhavemercy: HALLELUJAH.
When I tell a girl to suck my dick and she thinks...
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The people that only talk to you when they want...
-kymberly: ieatemokids: Girls only talk to me when they want my dick. Which is all the time.
Me: Did you just see (insert girl's name here)? SHE WAS TOTES ON MY DICK.
Everyone Else: I guess.
Me: So on a scale from 1 to 10, how much was she on my dick?